BABY OFF BOARD

BABY OFF BOARD -

I’m the Only One in the House Who Isn’t “Fixed”

by Aurora Bordeaux

birth control baconOur Labradoodle, Charminator, was spayed recently, making me the only person in our condo who isn’t fixed.

Bosco is fixed. Charminator is fixed. The Hubs is fixed.

I feel a little left out, sure, but not enough to fork over thousands for an invasive surgery that insurance won’t cover. Plus, I still heart my quarterly birth control, nevermind the incredible skin clearing properties. My bacon (adapted from the abbreviation “b-con” that I use in my daily phone alarm) and I are in it for the long haul. Bacon bacon bacon!

The Hubs said I need to start mixing in some shorter posts since the long ones take awhile to put together, so since it’s Thanksgiving this week in the U.S.A. and we are gearing up for some major in-law time, here’s a poem instead of a longer eulogy of three fourths of our family’s reproductive skills. It was supposed to be a haiku, but I decided to give up counting syllables and drink box wine instead.

      Three Out of Four      

      Everybody’s fixed

      except me

      …

      Good enough.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the wide and wonderful world!

Love,

Aurora

  • Nancy says:

    I haven’t read in a while, getting caught up tonight. Love your poem! :) Made me smile. It’s got good rhythm, too. I like it.

    December 12, 2013 at 10:44 pm
  • Annie Z says:

    I can always count on you to put a smile on my face!

    PS. I love colouring too!

    March 12, 2014 at 4:03 am

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